"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world
YOU CANT JUST GO TO PIGFARTS!! IT’S ON MARS
“But the Bible says…”